JESUS CHRIST ENDORSES THE KALKASKA CHRONICLE

Bernadette Brewster

It's official, folks. Try that, Washington Post.

TIME TRAVELER GOES BACK IN TIME TO TWEET THE N WORD: "IN THE FUTURE IT'S COOL"

Jaxsler

Look we didn't want this to be article 100 but it's just how the dice ended up.

OPINION: PYTHAGORAS WRONG, EARTH IS INDEED FLAT

Molestrios

Ancient Greek writings rediscovered show Pythagoras had some early detractors, also hinting at homosexuality in Ancient Greece.

PALEONTOLOGISTS DISCOVER 250,000 YEAR OLD HIP BONE BELONGING TO YOUR MOTHER

Mark Davis

She old

DIANNE FEINSTEIN FUCKING EXPLODES

Bernice Brewster

Scientists warned this event was due for years, but public officials lagged behind, resulting in disaster

10 WORDS YOU DIDN'T KNOW WERE ACRONYMS

Hardar Enwardsson

Everyone please welcome Hardar Enwardsson to Kalkaska!