DOG'S FAMILY ALREADY GONE FOR 5 MINUTES, NEVER COMING BACK

Eduardo Lopez

This dumbass creature has no object permanence, what are you a fuckin baby?

MASSIVE BRIGHTLY LIT FART EXPLODES IN SKY DURING RAIN, GOD ANGRY

Thok Ugabooga

Hit cow for be bad and kill it. Science prove it because gay man exist that God angry.

BIGFOOT SPOTTED FLEEING EASTERN OHIO AFTER TRAIN WRECK

Nicole McMullen

One horrible tragedy leads to another as Bigfoot becomes displaced from his home

EPA CELEBRATES RETURN OF ELDRITCH HORROR YOG-SOTHOTH TO EAST PALESTINE, OHIO

Bernice Brewer

All is well and under control as the dark god ascends to his rightful throne