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TONY FERGUSON CUTS OFF DICK TO MAKE WEIGHT
Dane Hardy
This is why Tony is the baddest mfer in the UFC
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GAVIN NEWSOM DRAFTED TO HOUSTON ROCKETS
Colin Gutierrez
We know other sports than MMA. Kind of.
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DUDAKOVA STAPH INFECTION WILL NOT BE PUNISHED: "IT'S OK BECAUSE SHE'S PRETTY"
Dane Hardy
I don't think she's cute, you think she's cute. Stop it, oh my god...
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WALKER AND ANKALAEV AGREE TO FINISH FIGHT IN ABU DHABI ALLEYWAY
Dane Hardy
Testing, testing, testing, one two three, are you there Reddit?
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UFC ANNOUNCES NEW POLICY: MANDATORY IMMEDIATE REMATCHES, EVERY FIGHTER NOW LOCKED IN WITH LAST OPPONENT FOREVER
Dane Hardy
"This way I get to slap my wife again" - Dana White
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MIAMI RESIDENTS WARNED TO ZIP UP COKE AT NIGHT TO PREVENT ATTRACTING CONOR MCGREGOR
Dane Hardy
If you got some I would like a bump, though.