JURASSIC PARK SCIENTIST CONFIRMED BISEXUAL

Bernice Brewer

Spielberg tells all, revealing a long held secret about the movie franchise

WAIT, NATIVE AMERICANS STILL EXIST?

Lexi Morgan

My fat bitch sister fucking lied to me I'm so fucking mad I hate men

BREAKING: MAN WHO MAKES COMPELLING ARGUMENT ONLINE ALSO MAKES A TYPO, DISCREDITS ENTIRE POSITION

Bernice Brewer

Judgement Day comes early for this dishonored Stanford professor

TO BEAK OR NOT TO BEAK: OCTOPUS RECLASSIFIED AS BIRDS BY AUDOBON SOCIETY

Bernice Brewer

Uproar in the scientific community as a forgotten species soars to the forefront of discussion

BOY COUNTS TO END OF PI, RECEIVES SCHOLARSHIP TO HARVARD

Bernice Brewer

Nothing is impossible