JIMMY KIMMEL SENTENCED TO DEATH

Mark Davis

Finally! Finally! Finally! Praise God Emperor Trump!!!

MITCH MCCONNELL TO DIE ANY MINUTE NOW

Kyle Diggenmouthe

This fool gon' die

DEMOCRATS ANNOUNCE BOLD PLAN TO LOSE 2028 ELECTION

Dave Davis

"Fuck Hope" - Nancy Pelosi

The new drug taking San Francisco by storm

Gibby Valentino

They're doing what???

CHRIST RETURNS TO HOLY LAND, KILLED IN IDF BOMBING

Bernadette Brewster

Early reports suggest Jesus was attacking as a human shield for Hamas. This is not yet clear, but we're running with it.

OSAMA BIN LADEN'S 2ND LETTER TO AMERICA DISCOVERED

John American

This letter was supposed to come out along time ago, just like your son. He is gay.