We need to stop bickering about geometry and get back to what made Greece really great: war.
Athens, 1/22/500bc (translated from Greek) – Okay, so we’ve all heard what that lunatic Pythagoras had to say about the world that the Gods have created for us, and quite frankly, it’s time for him to shut the fuck up. Everybody knows the Earth is flat. It’s obvious. Have you ever looked out at the ocean? Does it look round to you? Exactly. Rather than aimlessly postulating about the features of the Earth, Pythagoras and his “friends” should spend more time looking for a JOB. If he has enough time to come up with such baseless theories, he has time to pick olives. Just saying! I am the proud owner of a small penis I mean business, and I will not sit here and accept the idea that this dumbass faggot is smarter than me. Math is gay, and so is his gay ass name. I hope Hades comes up from the underworld and fucks me I mean him in the ass until he dies. What a waste of time and a big stupid fucking idiot. The only thing that’s round are my small I mean big Greek balls, and if Pythagoras wants to come around here talking about “the Earth is round guys”, I’m gonna let him know where he can suck it. It doesn’t even fucking matter if the Earth is round or not, which it isn’t, because we can’t even sail more than 25 miles without fucking sinking, so who gives a fuck? Jesus fucking Christ I mean Zeus damn him, this world is going to whatever version of hell it is that I believe in because of fucking nerds like him. Herpaetia if you read this please take me back.
Molestrios, Kalkaska Chronicle
