Leonard Susskin explaining shamelessly how he lets another man sleep with his wife (inferred from image)
In an embarrassing moment last week, Stanford Professor of theoretical physics Leonard Susskin attempted to enter into a discussion in a YouTube comments section regarding the nature of reality, only to discredit his entire position by using the wrong spelling of the word “fulfill”. Susskin wrote, “The quantum nature of the Universe tells us that certain quantities have an inherent uncertainty built into them, and that pairs of quantities have their uncertainties related to one another. There is no evidence for a more fundamental reality with hidden variables that underlies our observable, quantum Universe. Therefore, if such a reality were to be proven, with or without the presence of God, it would need to fulfil the requirements of the rules we understand to govern such a quantum system.” Detractors were quick to point out that Susskin failed to add a second “L” on the word “fulfil”, making the cogent point that if this dumbass knew what he was talking about, he wouldn’t be spelling words like an absolute retard from Ohio. “lmao you got destroyed kid” asserted one commenter. “bruh y u talking science on a no jumper vid anyways lol??” said another. “no way this guy gets pussy” said user “h0rny41gga9000”, emasculating Susskin publicly. While Stanford University was quick to issue a statement on Susskin’s behalf, reminding the commenters that “fulfil” is technically still correct, as it is the British spelling of the word, they were ultimately unable to save Susskin, with commenters forming a unified front to declare that the UK is “inbred”, “gay”, “a bunch of beta cucks”, and that the University probably wants to get on its knees and “gargle british balls”. Impossible to refute these statements, Stanford has since cut all ties with Susskin, who recently filed for unemployment and food stamps, his career destroyed, and his life in shambles, deservedly.
Bernice Brewer, Kalkaska Chronicle
