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BELAL MUHAMMAD FORGETS HIS OWN NAME
Dane Hardy
Wait who are we writing about again?
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STRICKLAND VACATES BELT AFTER POPPING FOR PEDS, ALCOHOL
Dane Hardy
Welcome to MMA Day! All the news today is MMA related cause some of the guys at the office are really into that. (They're incels).
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UFC ANNOUNCES NEW POLICY: MANDATORY IMMEDIATE REMATCHES, EVERY FIGHTER NOW LOCKED IN WITH LAST OPPONENT FOREVER
Dane Hardy
Dana White announces massive changes to the promotion's structure
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"DO IT OR YOU'RE GAY": THE CORNER ADVICE THAT WON SEAN STRICKLAND THE BELT
Colin Gutierrez
Unorthodox sports coaching brings locker room talk to the big stage
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BRADLEY MARTYN CONCUSSED AFTER ALTERCATION WITH SIGN POST
Colin Gutierrez
Look bro he's 398 lbs there's no way he could ever lose a fight shut the fuck up
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10 UFC STATS YOU MISSED AFTER MUTING THE COMMENTARY
Colin Gutierrez
AKA 10 times Jon Anik violated the privacy rights of U.S. citizens.