"I specifically requested Mario Yamasaki to ref this fight! WTF!!" -Johnny Walker
After a controversial no contest, UFC light heavyweights Magomed Ankalaev and Johnny Walker have agreed to continue their bout outside the octagon later this week in an undisclosed alleyway outside the Etihad Arena in Abu Dhabi. Ankalaev, who has gone 2 fights in a row winless, decided something had to be done. "The doctor called an official time out, then he stopped the fight. What is this shit? Johnny wants to fight. If they can call an official time out, we can call an unofficial time in." Magomed Ankalaev, translated from Russian. Johnny Walker admitted that he and Ankalaev worked the deal out in the locker room after leaving the octagon. The two would resume the position of Walker on his knees with Ankalaev on top in one week's time, and would make sure to block off any alleyway entrances so that ambulances or doctors could not enter to stop the fight. "We are gonna be as far away from that shit as possible. If I die, I fucking die. What doctor can have a problem with that?" Johnny Walker, translated from Portuguese "I specifically requested Mario Yamasaki to ref this fight, who the fuck is that guy who ref our fight instead? This is bullshit." Rumors are already circling that Mario Yamasaki will ref the alley fight between Ankalaev and Walker, not because he was asked, he just wants to see blood and will make sure he's there. Things may all be working out in the end.
Dane Hardy, Kalkaska Chronicle
