KILL THE HERETIC KILL THE HERETIC
Far left agitator and enemy of the state Jimmy Kimmel was sentenced to death this morning for his treasonous comments about Charlie Kirk and Donald Trump. In the wake of the shooting, Kimmel continued to agitate and criticize our perfect President, threatening violence and mocking Charlie Kirk's death, his family, and his christian faith. Kimmel said in his stand up monologue: "Here's a joke for you guys: Charlie Kirk and his stupid fucking religion. Who even believes in Christ anymore? What is this, 1940? If it were up to me, I'd have pulled that trigger twice, once for Charlie, and once for his unborn child in Erika Kirk's uterus. In fact, I might fucking do it. I might fucking do it. So what? God isn't real, and neither is the white family. BLM." Dozens of brain-dead liberals in the audience applauded Kimmel's comments, with many throwing up the black power fist and shouting "from the river to the sea, why come the grocery store ain't free?" President Trump responded by peacefully removing Kimmel from television, so his vile hatred and anti-white, anti-christian, anti-family, anti-free speech, antifa agenda could not be promoted any longer. This removal was sane, normal, and respectful, something liberals wouldn't understand, as Jimmy Kimmel kept running his mouth asking for his show back and begging to promote the far left violent agenda. "I want my show back" - Jimmy Kimmel President Trump then signed executive order 66, placing Kimmel under house arrest, and setting a public execution date of October 13, 2025, as a show of force to all other talk show hosts that may threaten public order, decorum, and civility. This move is a bold step forward for freedom, patriotism, and respecting the office of the President, the highest office of the land. It is only with a strong leader that we can protect our nation from state enemies like Jimmy Kimmel, who threaten public order and incite resistance against the America First government. Thank you President Trump. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. The American People know that you know what's best, and if that means beheading Jimmy Kimmel on CCTV, then that's what it shall be. You can do no wrong, oh glorious President. And liberals around the world should tremble. Seth Meyers, you're next.
Mark Davis, Kalkaska Chronicle
