Just some fucking guy
Belal Muhammad was featured on a recent Nardwuar interview. The Chicago native was caught quite off guard by Nardwuar's ridiculous questions, and failed to reproduce even basic information about himself. "Who are you?" Said Nardwuar. "I... uhh... huh, funny you should ask that.. I-what?" Replied Belal, surprised. "Who are you?" Nardwuar repeated. "Haha, yeah, oh, uhh... you know, just a fun guy, Chicago we out here, you know. Headed for that title, let's get it!" "And your name is...?!" Nardwuar pushed for an answer with rising excitement in his voice. "Umm... uhh, yeah. I uhh... you know. I'm, well, we out here. Woo!" He said, nervously shifting his eyes to Nardwuar for approval. "You are... B..." Nardwuar attempted to help him out, sounding out the first syllable in his name like you would to a toddler that's learning how to read. "...Buh... Buh... Bones? Am I Jon Jones??" The unknown man tried for a guess. "Bah... bah..." Nardwuar repeated. "Bryce Mitchell?" "Bah... bah..." "...Brett Okamoto?" "You are... wait, actually I forgot," admitted Nardwuar. The unknown man looked scared. "I have no idea who this guy is, can we just wrap this up, I don't want to do this interview anymore." Said Nardwuar to his camera crew, not looking the unknown man in the face. If you or anyone you know can confirm the identity of the man in this article, please message info@kalkaskachronicle.com. We have forgotten who he was since we began writing, and fear for his safety.
Dane Hardy, Kalkaska Chronicle
