79 year-old Joe Biden
Inside sources have reported that President Biden has had another “accident” during a meeting in the Oval Office with Peruvian President Pedro Castillo early this afternoon. On the condition of anonymity, sources reported a putrid smell emanating from Joe Biden as he was hurried by aides from the Oval Office towards the West Wing’s main bathroom. Informal negotiations on proposed changes to the US-Peru trade relationship have been reportedly put on hold, at least temporarily. Aides to the president have previously reported similar incidents, most notably during a visit to Rome the President made in October 2021. As the 2022 midterm elections draw closer, President Biden’s image has become more important than ever as the flagbearer of the Democratic party and the head of state. Peruvian President Castillo is reported to have left shortly after the incident, and has since returned to Lima. This is a developing story, standby for updates.
Noam Kikelstein-Yidmann, Kalkaska Chronicle
