HAMAS SENDING BLURRY EXPLOSIONS INTO ISRAEL

Bernice Brewster                       Oct. 21, 2023

 

An example of the blast caught on camera. Could also be a large rock, we're not sure.

Gaza has attacked Israel again in a totally unprovoked act of terrorism. This time with the most advanced technology we've seen in the war, shelling Israeli land with what appear to be blurry explosives. "Look, if you squint just right you can see that the blast came from Gaza, not from Israel." -Blurry bomb expert and 20/20 vision holder Samuel Haaretz The technology will allow Hamas to continue its reign of terror without any actual identifiable evidence of the attacks. "Hold on... zoom... no, zoom out... alright I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at" With blurry explosions strategically placed to occur just off camera, Israel will never be able to fully place blame on Hamas for blasts in Gaza. But we all know the truth. Even if there isn't 100% evidence, we should always remember to look for the simplest explanation. Hamas is engaging in a war of propaganda, bombing their own civilians with invisible explosions and placing the blame on Israel to drum up sympathy for the Palestinian people in world media. This is atrocious. This is terrorism. "Look the blast could have come from Staten Island for all I know, why is this footage in black and white what fucking year is it?" Someone used this blurry technology most recently on a hospital being used to replenish Hamas terrorists and others, with experts bickering over who exactly sent the missile, when, or if there even was one. Yes, it appears these off camera and out of focus missiles are a success in muddying the waters so that news agencies like ourselves don't have to. Well done Hamas, or Israel, we're not really sure, well done, well done indeed.

Bernice Brewster, Kalkaska Chronicle

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