LEAKED UKRAINE MILITARY STRATEGY: SUPERMAN THAT HOE

Noam Kikelstein-Yidmann                       Oct. 7, 2023

 

Soulja Boy, hailed by Zelenskyy as a top inspiration

Strategy documents leaked from the Ukrainian high command on Tuesday gave a rare inside look at the usually tight-lipped army. According to the documents, the newest phase of the summer counteroffensive involves a mysterious strategy that appears to be lifted from Soulja Boy's 2007 hit single "Crank That." Ukrainian soldiers have reportedly received orders to "superman that hoe," referring to their Russian counterparts in the eastern regions of Ukraine. Since the order was given, desertion in the Russian army has skyrocketed.

Noam Kikelstein-Yidmann, Kalkaska Chronicle

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