WHO GAVE SKIPPY CLACKSTUN HIS GUN BACK??!?! WAS IT YOU, RAYTHEON?!?!?!
1) Raytheon Combination of Raymond, Theodore, and Nestor 2) Fansly Cute, fun, original 3) Lord Benvolio Haliburton von Tübingen Yes, m'liege? 4) Skippy Clackstun For the streets, nahmsayin'? 5 N*$%# No, that's not the N Word, you racist. It's pronounced, enasteriskcashpercenthashtag 6) The N Word Okay this time it is the N word. It's like a boy named Sue but more dangerous. 7) Mommy Spice things up a lil bit, reverse the roles, insist your child calls you 'baby' 8) Delta Flight 387 to Grand Rapids Just in case 9) The Child Formerly Known As Baby For artistic children 10) You don't actually have to give them a name. Abandon your kids, embrace the void.
Jaxsleigh Wayyne Werthersphoon, Kalkaska Chronicle