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Listen up folks, our country is running low on high-value men. Stores can hardly keep soy milk in stock and league of legends player numbers are at an all time high. Luckily, Andrew Tate has come onto the scene to whip us boys into real men. We need to peg ourselves to the value of our masculinity. This means reaching around to make a difference. A clear hierarchy has emerged in which masculine, high-value men are on top, while boys without confidence and drive are bottoming. This issue must be faced down (ass up). If we can ride powerful male members like Andrew Tate until completion (of our own transformations into more masculine men), we might be able to rescue civilization from the ills of that gay shit the media and bud light are trying to push on us. My personal vision of a perfect society is modeled on the system of a chicken coop. One cock surrounds himself with hens which he protects and fucks whenever he wants. I believe we should model our goals as men on this social arrangement. I have named this idea "cock worship". I am a cock worshiper, and I urge all men to join me in cock worship so that our society can be rescued from the evils of the woke mob and their political correctness.
Gabriel Boipussi, Kalkaska Chronicle
