A stop sign in Wyoming, set to be torn down this month and replaced with a liquor store
Legal update for all Wyoming drivers. Governor Mark Gordon made history in the state this week after signing a bill into law which allows for automobile operators to turn left at all red lights throughout the state. Gordon's administration has argued that the state is so barren and devoid of human life that the odds of a collision are effectively zero at intersections within its borders. "What, you think you're actually gonna hit somebody? Come on dummy, even if you did, then you might actually have an interesting story to tell somebody. What is this guy, retarded?" Governor Mark Gordon. Gordon's administration and members of the house argued in a letter that government overreach and regulation stemming from coastal states such as 'illinois', and 'phillydelfia', were holding Wyoming drivers back needlessly. The House initially attempted to pass a bill which would see stop lights removed entirely, alcohol permitted while driving, and no driver's licenses required, but this was shot down in the senate. Like actually. With a gun. "Look, even if you did crash into somebody going through a red light, you'd probably just kill someone from Colorado, which you could argue is a good thing." Albert Sommers, Speaker of the Wyoming House. While this break from the rest of the nation is jarring, it can't be said to be unexpected. Wyoming residents have long vied for their rights to just kind of do anything with nobody watching, and this law further cements and protects that culture.
Ranch Finkelheinz, Kalkaska Chronicle
