Wayne Dodson being accosted by Jake Paul (offscreen)
Celebrity Boxer Jake Paul was caught on CCTV footage last night challenging residents at Forest Hills Retirement home for elders with muscular dystrophy. Paul was seen pacing up and down the halls, occasionally lunging his neck out at residents who passed by in their wheelchairs. No audio was captured, but Forest Hills staff recounted Paul repeatedly stating "I'm here to visit my Grandma, leave me alone bitch." Wayne Dodson, who served in the 37th infantry in World War II, played a key role in liberating the Northern Solomon Islands, and was awarded the Medal of Honor. The 104 year-old combat veteran, now bound to a dialysis machine, quickly became a target of the young Paul. "I heard you fought in World War II, bitch. You're irrelevant, no one even knows what the fuck World War II is anymore. This is the motherfucking FIGHT GAME." Raved Paul, spit blistering off of his lips. Dodson, who has been in a catatonic state since 2011, declined to comment on Paul's brash statements. "I heard you got a Purple Heart or some shit. I got somethin' purple to show you, bitch. Deez nuts." In a move that rocked the entire retirement home, Dodson rolled his eyes. "He hasn't had more than 6% control of his body in so many years," explained one nurse. "Honestly, it was a miracle." Paul stuttered at first, backing up, "Hah, wh-what?" "I thought you said everyone here had leukemia, why is he fighting back?" Paul whispered as he turned to his manager. Realizing the retirement home might not see him as an alpha, Jake quickly returned to cajoling his opponent. "I mean... wh-what? You got something to say? That's right bitch, I'm in his head, he's so mad! Look at him!" Paul guffawed. "H-how about this, bitch? You and me, in the ring, 12 rounds sparring. I heard he likes wars, so I'm gonna give him a war." At this point Dodson had been wheeled back to his room by nursing staff, leaving the influencer to find other residents to challenge.
Ariel Helvani, Kalkaska Chronicle
