Rogan's vehicle explodes after he presses the gas and the brakes at the same time
Austin, TX 3/1/2023 -- UFC color commentator Joe Rogan, better known for his far-right, conspiratorial podcast “The Joe Rogan Experience” has been confirmed to have died in an automobile collision on southbound I-35 near Austin, Texas. Sources knowledgeable about the situation have made public information about the horrific accident: “Wtf guys Joe Rogan died in a car crash earlier,” said he1l_hitlerr44 on the popular social media platform crackstreams-mma.is/illegal-mma-streams-ufc-284. Fact-checkers including fuk.israel_ and b0bby_sch-murder confirmed the report as soon as it came out, posting the following messages: “bro joe roggan died in the hospitel already i saw on the news that he died of cardiac arressed after getting hit on the high way F” - fuk.israel_ “i cant believe the jews killed joe rogan guys” - b0bby_sch-murder Condolences to the entire Rogan family have already been rolling in from public figures around the world. Elected leaders including JO3.B1DEN420 joined various celebrities like el_CH.AP0 and xx_larryK1NG_xx in offering their condolences to the fallen icon. Even religious figures such as tha_fuckin_pope and ALL4H_ quickly made statements on the tragic event. At a time defined by uncertainty and angst, one thing is for certain: Joe Rogan will be missed.
Gibby Valentino, Kalkaska Chronicle
